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1. "The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school." - Haruki Murakami. 2. "In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing." - Steven Wright. 3.
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-Roald Dahl Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day and know that they'll never get them back. -Unknown Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. -Dr. Haim Ginott Coffee: Turning tired teachers into superheroes on a daily basis. -Heidi McDonald
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Teacher Humor is a great way to get us through the school year. We all know that teaching is a stressful job, and anytime we can add in teacher humor, the better we can cope with the stressful aspects of the job. Teacher humor is so important as a coping mechanisms for the hard times. Teacher humor can really hep us get through the tough times.
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Funny Teacher Quotes. 1 "A fancy car can't get you where you want to go in life the way a diploma can." - by Joyce A. Myers. 2. "I was pulled over by an officer and he wanted my papers. I did what he wanted and gave him my students' homework to grade. After I did that, I drove off." - by Heidi McDonald.
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1. Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you. 2. Teaching is a walk in the parkโฆ If that park is Jurassic Park. 3. Teacher? I prefer the term Educational Rockstar. 4. Not to brag but my teacher's voice is good enough to make the class next door quiet down. 5.
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"I touch the future. I teach." -Christa McAuliffe. "Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher." - Japanese proverb "Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best." -Bob Talbert. "Teachers can change lives with the right mix of chalk and challenges."
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1. "I asked the students in my class to rate my teaching skills from 1 to 10. At least I'm a 5, which isn't bad because 5 is more than half!" - Unknown 2. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party!" - Ron White 3.
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101 Inspirational Quotes for Teachers - Funny 1. "Teaching is the art of planting seeds of knowledge and secretly hoping they sprout before the next test." 2. "Behind every successful student, there's a teacher trying not to spill their coffee." 3. "Teaching: where wisdom meets creativity, and the occasional classroom chaos." 4.
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Funny Teacher Quotes: Delve into the lighter side of education with our collection of "Funny Teacher Quotes" that will leave you chuckling and appreciating the wit and humor that educators bring to their classrooms. This lighthearted compilation features witty remarks, humorous anecdotes, and comical observations from the world of teaching.
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H. L. Mencken Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. ~ Minna Thomas Antrim Funny Quotes by Teachers If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. ~ Anonymous I'm a teacher. How's that for super power? ~ Unknown
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"No one ever died of writing." "You make a better door than a window." ("Please sit down.") "It will feel better when it quits hurting." "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining!" "You think I just fell off the turnip truck?" ("You think I was born yesterday?") "You're on a shoogly peg." ("This is your last warning.") Expressions about. farts
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Funny teachers sayings. "Good teachers know how to bring out the best in students.". Charles Kuralt. "In learning, you will teach, and in teaching, you will learn.". Phil Collins. "Nine-tenths of education is encouragement. " Anatole France. "Education is not the filling of a pot but the lighting of a fire.". W.B. Yeats.
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1. A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma. ~ Joyce A Myers 2. A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. ~ Roald Dahl 3. A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. ~ Frank Zappa 4. A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly.
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โ Bob Talbert "In learning you will teach, and in teaching you will learn." โ Phil Collins, "Son of Man" "The fact that you worry about being a good teacher, means that you already are one." โ.